Be a fundamentallist- make sure the fun always comes before the mental.
Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided And the reason why we are put into the material world is to get more material. Have a good laught twice a day, and that will ensure regular hilarity...

Remember that each of us has been given a special gift, just for entering-so you are already a winner.

The most powerful tool today on the planet today is the Tell-A-Vision. That is where I tell a vision to you And you tell a vision to me.. That way there if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can simply change the channel.

Life is like photography, You use the negitive to develop, and no matter what adversity you face, be reassured;  of course God loves you, he's just not ready to make a commitment.

It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition called truth decay So be sure to used mental floss twice a day, And when you are tempted to practice tantrum yoga, remember that we teach is swami's absurdivness training class, Don't get even get odd

If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly live like nomads. That is where I no mad at you, and you no mad at me. That way there'll surely be nomadness on the planet.And peace begins with each of us. a little piece here, a little piece there, pretty soon all the pieces will fit together making one big  PEACE everywhere.

I know great changes have been perdicted for the future, so if your looking to avoid earthquakes, My advice is simple, when you find a fault, don't dwell on it.

There is no need to change the world, all we have to do is toilet train the world and we'll never have to change it again.

If  your looking to find the key to the universe. I have some bad news and some good news, the bad news  is: There is no key to the universe. The good news is: that it has been left unlocked.

Finally everything I have told you is channeled, that way there, if you don't like it, it's not my fault and remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy...... so we don't have to go through channels.